O'lim'picks

In the interest of THE OLYMPICS I have decided to give you a run down of the best sports ever and why.

10. Badminton: It's name starts with a B just like bananas.

9. Bowling: see Badminton.

8. Indoor Soccer: much better than the outdoor version which sucks.

7. Softball: Love to play it, nobody should have to watch it though.

6. Javelin: Throwing a spear? C'mon.

5. Long Jump: It's fun.

4. Football: Go Chargers!

3. Baseball: Go Padres!

2. Curling: Do I have to explain?

1. HOCKEY! Puttin' the biscuit in the basket, SWEET.